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Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
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Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye…
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Ma…
Hi Folks,
I’m new to this site and this is first time i’m sending some funny shayari. Hope
you all enjoy it.
Check this poetry out……
Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho; Your file not found!
Ab aur kaho na tum, “but” ya “if”
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don’t like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down
Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so ga…
Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
*Meri taraf say apko 1 “PAPPI”
Apki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere “DOGGY” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam dia hai!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
meri yaad aye: yaad karo.
Zyada aye : sms Karo.
Ussey zyada aye : ph…
Hello Friendsssssssssssssssssssssss how s everybody
1. Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?????????????
hahaha………….
2.Jab tota ……
Jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
jab tota huwa dirty
tote se boli mena
why u worry?????
surf excel hai na!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi friends,
a shayri to tease a stranger beside u,
harri thi, manbhari thi, baju me baiti thi
ji chahata ki gale se lagalu, lekin public jo khadi thi…
[8:13 pm, 06/12/2019] rutu: https://songplay.page.link/Shayari
Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai
PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai
usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi
APPLE KAT’TA HO KNIFE SE
PANI PITA HO PIPE SE
KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI
JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE
Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,
Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,
Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.
Internet par ladki pataayi
Intern…
Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Pehle karte hum dost baatein cafe mein
Peetay the coffee waghera cafe mein
Duniya ho gayi hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Khoob hoti thi masti cafe mein
Khailte they mazaak kia karte they
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar ho gaya hai telephone chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai Engli…
Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi
Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Phir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi
Jab maine uska haath pakada
Toh woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan mein bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye
Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil tha
Usne mera haath
Haatho mein lekar kaha
Yeh toh janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai
Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!
“Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez “check” karta hoon main
“Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad”
Ab ham tum he say karain gay chat
d for dog n c for cat
2 he bar Aata hoon net par main
aik tairay anay say pehlay aik tairay janay k bad
Apki chatting may dobnay ko dil chahta hai
magar kia karoon kambakht bech may computer ajata hai
Saray arman darya wich bah gay
wo mujh ko Bhai type kar gay
Tairay offline honay k bad bhe main nay
je bar k tujhay kosa hai
Hamare jan par Dohra azab hai
k chat he nahe mail bhe tujhay karne hai
Tairay bina chat ka maza mujhay bhata nahe
jistarhan phika gharboza koi khata nahe
Roz ye kahte hoon delete kardoon ga usay
roz he chat karnay baith jata hoon
Aik fun he tu ham nay sekha hai
loagon ko add kejeyae phir delete kardejeyae
Mila jo waqat mujhay un say chat karnay ka
maira naseb k light nay…
ORIGINAL :
Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………
aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..
MODIFIED :
Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….
aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………
ORIGINAL :
Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….
tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………
ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….
MODIFIED :
Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..
machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………
ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….
Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Saari umr hum
Guest service main mar gaye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
jeene do
Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Give me some fllllight
Give me some trrrrain
Give me another chance
I wanna go home once again
Kandhon ko laptop
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Guest se jhoot bolna tho khud
Manager ne sikhaya
Medical ki joothi report laaoge to chhuti, varna kismat futi
Guest service kar kar ke pada Dimag pe
FRONT OFFICE, F B, FOOD PRODUCTION AND HOUSE KEEPING ka bukhar.
Is Project ne to sala poora..
Poora bheja pakka daala
Career to gaya
GF bhi gayi
Ek pal…
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati ha…
khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,
phool ne mali ko khas banaya,
chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,
kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…
Majnu ko laila ka sms nahi aaya,
majnu ne teen din tak Khana nahi khaya,
majnu marne wala hai laila ke pyar mein,
laila baithi hai sms free hone ke intazar mein.
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah
Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega
Rules:
1) Study the photo for a minute
2) Come up with an appropriate sher
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Could you come up with one?
Well… The winning entry came from Mr. Kavi Sher-Odkar
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Arz hai….
Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota
Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota
Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota
To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…
Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,
Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast
Miss call toa kar liya karo
Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi
Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi
Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi
Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,
Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.
Itna khusnasib to hum na the
Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the
Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye
ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye
Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari
Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri
Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…
Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne …
Roz subha hum karte haiitne pyar se unhe good morning…woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hainjaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS…
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi catWhat is your ICQ number, aao karein chat
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Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke femaleYaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail
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Apne chehre se ruswaiyoon ka ERROR to hatao,janeman apne Dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
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Shayad mere pyar ko tastekarna bhool gaye…Dil sey aisa CUT kiyake PASTE karna bhool gaye…
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Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!
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Aap ka hasna, aap ka chalna, aap ki wo style,aap ki in aadaoon ki humne SAVE karli hai ek FILE,Ab aur nahi sah sakte hum intezaar,humare Dil ki SITE pe jaldi ENTER karo yaar.
Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.
Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hot…
Bhagwan kare tujhe bahut pyaar mile
sabhi ladkiyan tujhe baandhe rakhi
tujhe jeevan bhar ka unka saath mile.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.
Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega…
Khayal ko kissi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigah ko kissi soorat ki talash rehti hai,
Tere bin koi kami toa nhi hai dost,
Bass gali waali jamadarni udhas rehti hai…
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Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…
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Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …
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Jawani ke din chamkile hon gaye,
husn ke tever nokile ho gaye,
faisla lene me itne dhile ho gaye,
ki unke haath peele ho gaye….
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Wo chham chham kar ke aayi
wo chham chham kar ke chali gayi
main sindoor le k…
Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse I love you kehna,
Agar wo gusse mein aa jaaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaal na aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna…
Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! 🙂
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… 🙂
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…
Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,
Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,
Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …
Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi…
Dooor se dekhaaa… to kuchh dikha nahi…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi…
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha…
Dooor se dekha… to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa…
Paas jake dekha to… suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya.
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Dur se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha!
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!!!
Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,
Waqt k sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare,
Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..
Julfo me foolo ko saja ke aayi hai,
Chehare se dupatta utha ke aayi hai,
Kisi ne puchha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi ho,
Mane kaha shayad aaj naha ke aayi hai…
Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte
Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,
Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil,
Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!
Kunal Malhotra
Jab Safed Saari Pe Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Wo Toh Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho.
दोस्ती करो BSNL वाली से
प्यार करो IDEA वाली से.
बात करो airtel वाली से.
आँख लड़ाओ vodafone वाली से.
पर दोस्तो
शादी करना बिना मोबाइल वाली से.
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